After a month and a half, I believe it's time for my few, yet loyal, watchers to know what I've been up to since my last journal! And I've been up to a lot! Oh hey, I can hear the theme for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy! I didn't know that show was still playing. It was a good show.
But anyways, as I'm looking at my last entry, a lot has changed. Remember how I said I got a girlfriend? Good ol' Kelsie. Well now I hate that evil whore. Why? She cheated on me. Details if you want them. Curious how you can go from head over heels in love with someone one second, learn the truth, then hate them. Oh well I'll find someone better. Much better. Carter is a great friend. He boosted my self esteem and made me realize that Kelsie's evil. There was only one good thing that came out of that relationship and that was the fact that when I went to the Renaissance Fair with... Her... I bought a weasel tail! I'm one step closer to being a real weasel! Yay!! But enough of that girl, I'm a certified lifeguard now! That's right, I can save your life! I should have a job by now, but the stupid city works so damn slow that my paperwork still hasn't gone through. I need moneys!! I got a bad haircut. It's awful. Oh yeah, I went to Lincoln, Nebraska for an awesome National Thespian Convention! Aside from the humidity and having to walk buttfuck EVERYWHERE, it was a good time! I learned mucho about acting. I learned that Dennis is a lumberjack, Florida is full of a bunch of rich kids who can't act or sing, but still can put The Wedding Singer on main stage (they had a fucking Delorean for a prop). This summer, I was also introduced to alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Not a lot. One time each. I drank once and not a lot at that. I smoked 1 cherry flavored Prime Time. And I did weed once. So don't make any assumptions!! I'm not turning into a bum! On the note of marijuana, I found out that Carter Kennedy is the only person in the history of ever that can pull off wearing suspenders. What else has been happening........ oh yeah, I started a band with my friends (finally). We're called the Six Men in Suits. I think. We might change it. It's composed of me on keyboard, Carter and Ben on guitars, Felipe on bass, Bateman on drums, and Dakota on vocals (actually, big Dakotes and I are instrument whores, we just play anything available and sing when nobody else does). If we ever record anything, I'll probably post a link of it or something so keep your eyes peeled for the 6Men! On that topic, I learned Foreplay on organ! That's right, the sick organ riff at the beginning of one of the greatest songs of all time! It's a bitch to play though. Hey did you know that the name Foreplay/Long Time isn't a sexual reference? It turns out that Foreplay is the English translation of the Italian word 'relude', which is a song you play before another song. Who would've thought!
Anyways, I just felt like rambling. I congratulate you if you read the whole thing because it honestly had nothing to do with any of you. Unless you're Tate or Derek, in which case you learned that you're sister's a cheating whore. Or Kinetsu, because you need to get back from "California". Which I put in quotes because I know you're off being a ninja in Africa, stopping a zombie outbreak and the spread of the Uroboros super-virus. Give Wesker a good smack in the face for me!